Michael (Mike) Franks
Marvin, based upon my experience, women consider shopping a sport. I have spent many hours as the designated handbag/shoppingbag holder. Most stores have very uncomfortable benches next to the dressing rooms just for "Holders", waiting to patronize their partner when she makes her entrance.. Women can spend entire Saturday afternoons trying on everything imaginable and then step out of that little room ready to ask our opinion. BTW, it had better be positive! "Oh yes, you look great!" "Yes, I love the color!" "It fits perfectly. It makes you look slim and trim!"
Of course, they never buy anything. I think its a test to see if their "man-friend" is a keeper. Oh, it's not limited to clothing and shoes. It's EVERYTHING. Dishes, latex paint colors, greeting cards, flea-market junk, and even Lowes and Menards. So yes, shopping is a sport. The "Holder" had better get a lot of base hits. He had better score a lot of points. His reward.......We get to do it again, tomorrow!
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