Melvin (Mel) Theobald
Whoa Dave. Between my back and hip issues, I can relate to this cartoon. But most of all, it is the Saloon that drew my interest. In remembrance of Jimmy Buffett, "It's 5 o'clock somewere." Happy trails to all our classmates. Saddle up for Margaritaville.
Advice from An Old Cowpoke:
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
Keep skunks, bankers, and politicians at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
If you don't take the time to do it right, you'll have to find the time to do it twice.
Don't corner something that is meaner than you.
Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.
It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.
You cannot unsay a cruel word.
Every path has a few puddles.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway.
Silence is sometimes the best answer.
Don‘t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t botherin' you none.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
The biggest troublemaker you’ll ever have to deal with watches you from the
mirror every mornin’.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Good judgment comes from experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment.
Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly.
Most times, it just gets down to common sense.
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