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David Long
ADULT TRIVIA
Things I never knew, have now laughed at, and decided to share. Enjoy!
If you yelled for 8 years,
7 months and 6 days you
would have produced
enough sound energy to
heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for
6 years and 9 months, enough
gas is produced to create the
energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
(I already have 2 bombs)
The human heart creates
enough pressure when it
pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(O.M.G.!!!)
A cockroach will live nine days
without its head before it starves
to death. (Creepy)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a
wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Don't try this at home; maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot
copulate while its head is
attached to its body.
The female initiates sex by
ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home . What the...?)
The flea can jump 350 times its
body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football
field.
(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000
taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times
a day.
(I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm.......)
Right-handed people live, on
average, nine years longer than
left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?
Elephants are the only animals
that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)
A cat's urine glows under a
black light.
(I wonder how much the government paid to
figure that out.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than
its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the
only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig? Do the dolphins
know about the pig?)
Now that you've smiled at
least once, it's your turn to
spread these crazy facts
and send this to someone
you want to bring a smile to,
maybe even a chuckle.
In other words, send it to
everyone!
(and still, you gotta love that pig!)
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