James (Jim) Rookus
COVID ADVICE
Everyone PLEASE be careful because people are going crazy
from being locked down at home!
I was just talking about this with the microwave and the toaster while
drinking my morning coffee, and we all agreed that things are getting bad!
I didn't mention any of this to the washing machine, because she puts
a different spin on EVERYTHING!
Certainly couldn't share it with the fridge, cause he's been acting
cold and distant lately!
In the end, the iron straightened me out! She said the situation isn't all
that pressing and all the wrinkles will soon get ironed out!
The vacuum, however, was very unsympathetic .... telling me to just
suck it up buttercup!
But the fan was VERY optimistic and gave me hope that it will all
blow over soon! (Must be a Trump FAN !)
The toilet looked a bit flushed but didn't say anything when I asked its
opinion, but the front door said I was becoming unhinged and the
doorknob told me to get a grip!!!
You can just about guess what the curtains told me: they said to
"Pull Myself Together"
WE WILL SURVIVE ! ! !
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