Helen Nicolaysen (Thompson)

Seems as though WE RETIREES HAVE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY TOO MUCH TIME ON OUR HANDS, AHHYE?

Jack Habich

Marilyn, you’re going back too far.  Sure, a nosey C.O.P. (they had those) with a flashlight used to be a most effective method for back seat extraction.  Under today’s conditions, though, even a dad with a baseball bat attached to him couldn’t quickly remove the rear seat occupants.

In most cases now, heavy equipment would be needed.

And Victor, stuck on leather?  No problem. My device will extricate you with ease.  Bear bottom or bare bottom, it doesn't matter.  That’s why it’s vitally important that you order now, before supplies run out.

Rodney (Rod) Hayes

Helen --  You also are a great hunter of the SNIPE.

Ya'll wait till the middle of next week, and Jack will run a special on those Jaws of Life.  If you order no later than the 16th., he will include a CD with 12 of the Top 10, YES, that's right, 12 of the Top 10 most played BONGO songs ever recorded.  Three of these songs werer recorded live, with Jack on the Bongos, at such renowned places as The Holiday Inn, Bloomington, Il, Thee Last Chance Motel, in Tallahassee, Fl., and Betty's Country Club, in Whiskey Flats, Tx.

Milan Jackson

Jack, do you have a lay-away plan? :)

Marilyn Evans (Tate)

Jack

Are you a lawyer or a used car salesman? 

Jack Habich

Milan, there is indeed a lay-away plan where we will lay away your 10 easy payments and then ship the goods.  With this plan, in addition to the bongo music, you will also receive the Popeil Tomato Slicer, creating slices so thin they only have one side.  Act now!

Jack Habich

Marilyn I am neither, though my mother used to insist I should have been a lawyer, and I have, on a few occasions, helped lawyers shape arguments with some proficiency.  Used cars?  No problem. We both know it’s a similar discipline, just  with less education required.

Only thing I wouldn’t do is TV preacher.  Too moral for that.

Helen Nicolaysen (Thompson)

There should be a SPECIAL on Shovels to Shovel all this S@@@ that's being spread.  Where's the blue light SPECIAL, and is free shipping included?

Marilyn Evans (Tate)

Jack

TV preaching ? Why not? With your talent for BS and bongo's you could get top billing. I can see it now...Jimmy,Jerry Lee and Jack.

Karen Sue (Suzi) Denton (Merritt)

Ed, sorry Malinda is having such a hard time.  You need to give her lots of hugs and kisses!

Victor Jackson

OH Jack  will it work with mother in laws?

Michael (Mike) Franks

Last night I dreamed that I ate a 50 lb. marshmellow..................Now I can't find my pillow.

Helen Nicolaysen (Thompson)

This was sent to us from a classmate, Alan Swartz.  Thought everyone would enjoy viewing it, ESPECIALLY those who are into Classic Cars! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

 http://www.detnews.com/section/videonetwork?bctid=558135520001

Jack Habich

Marilyn, Jimmy is just too much of a wuss.  Every time he gets picked up, he starts crying.  He did used to say, though, that his cousin Jerry Lee played "The Devil's music", so I think I better steer clear of both.

Jack Habich

Victor,

Mother-in-laws?   As a locksmith, you obviously understand that a good strong lock just won't keep them out.

We know that there is a big market out there for a mother-in-law extractor,  but the technical challenges in developing one are enormous. 

Marilyn Evans (Tate)

Okay, Jack you are off the hook. I don't care for blubbering fools and perverts either.

Milan Jackson

Missing Classmates If you have any info on how to locate a missing classmate select "Contact Us" and provide the info you have for us to verify. Carol Lee Brown Sherrill L. Brown Sandra Garrett Donna Geddes David Owens Karen Parker Dixie Paul Micki Silver Paula Stone Flora Willis (Wilson)

We are still missing these 10 people. Does anyone know anything about them? Please let me know.

Marilyn Evans (Tate)

Helen

Great video  

Reminded me of my first job. I can still taste that real honest to goodness  root beer !

Milan Jackson

Happy Birthday Sharon Breedlove Kirk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Karen Sue (Suzi) Denton (Merritt)

http://www.tallahassee.com/interactive/article/20111202/NEWS01/111202003/SouthWood-couple-s-holiday-

This is very cool.

Rodney (Rod) Hayes

Now Marilyn --  Jerry Lee never did any TV preaching.  Don't forget, they both have that other cousin, named Mickey Gilley.  The real truth is that each one, never had any use, for either of the other two.  Jimmy is a fraud, Mickey tried to distance himself from both of them, and Jerry Lee didn't give a rats A__ about either one, or anybody for that matter.  Except he was always jealous of Mickey.  I've seen Jerry Lee live, in person, over 1/2 dozen times, and he can be quite, or used to be, quite the entertainer.  He just couldn't live in the real world.

Jack, forget the TV preaching.  Let me tell you how we can make some really big money fast.  Buy some cheap land and have a PET CEMETARY.  It's the latest thing.  After the pet passes, everybody wants to be able to go see it, talk to it, put flowers on it, etc, etc.   Then there is the head stone.  Big Bucks right there. You sell it to people and I'll be your paper man.

Michael (Mike) Franks

Rod, that reminds me of that famous Seinfeld episode, "The Strongbox". Jerry and Kramer dig up Fredo, from the pet cemetery. Guess ya got to be S fan, with no life?

Marilyn Evans (Tate)

Rod

No, Jerry Lee didn't preach but like Jack and his bongo's  he can sure beat the heck out of the piano.

Personally , I think you could put all three  in a grass sack, shake them up and they would all three look and smell the same when you dumped them out. (not Jack...Mickey)

Jack Habich

Marylin, thanks for not insulting my fragrance on a public forum.

I saw "The Killer"  and at a place called The Kandy Kane (or Candy Cane) on Main Street circa 1968...he was doing an after-ISU set....about 1:00 a.m..  If you want to sample "The Devil's Music", you can do so on this very web site, as we have "Breathless" available on the home page jukebox .

Rod, pet cemetary is a great idea to make money, but don't downplay the TV preacher avenue.  In his first "church" (they threw him out only after his third offense with the $25 hookers), Jimmy was pulling in $150 million per year.  Along with his offspring, he's done quite well in the new "church" also.

And Rod, if you want to be the bagman for the pet cemetary or other creative ideas, you'll have to work it out with Jetton.  He's already indicated that he would enjoy receiving the checks, counting the proceeds, and taking them to the bank.....and, he has experience.

Gerald (Jerry) Plummer

Killer?  I'll take your Killer and raise you one. During my music career, Kathy and I were among approximately 50 people invited to a "dress rehersal"  for an English band called the Yardbirds the night before they played at the Paramount Theater in Oakland.  Yardbird's guitarist at the time was Jimmy Page who later went on to fame as the lead guitar with Led Zepplin.  Of course I'm trumped by a good friend, our age, who was born and raised in Liverpool, England.  You could guess the name of the band she regularly saw at the Cavern Club in Liverpool.